I've always hated this thing, I had to do something with it...



I could just throw it away... ...No, I can't do that.

I could stomp on it and tell it how bad it sucks... ...No, I've already done that..

I could rag on it and make fun of how stupid it looks... ...No, I've already done that too...


What can I do?

I have been thinking about putting a pipe on the buggy and I didn't want to hack that body all apart...



I've got it, I'll throw a nice coat of paint on it and make it look nice, then I wouldn't feel like a tool when I run it around! ...Yeah, That's what I'll do!

So I masked off the windows. And scuffed it with a Scotchbright pad so the paint will stick.


I washed it off afterward and dried it thoroughly, I didn't figure you wanted to see that. So I didn't take any pics of that.

I Grabbed my trusty can of black and started shooting...

Looked pretty good until...

Oh shit what is that?




Damn fish-eyes!

See my finger in the paint!?! It looked pretty decent at first.


This was on the 4th coat when all this started to happen!


Shit now what do I do? I could put 100 stickers all over it?... No That'll look like shit...

Repaint it?... ...Nope, they will just come back!

Sand it all back off and start over... ..Hell No, I was about to throw this thing in the trash...

I got it!

Wait until you see whats next...

To be continued...